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FLORIDA VOTING COMMENTARY

We have heard much of what the County Election Boards do regarding the condition of the Computer "Chad". We here at "Kansas Home for the Mentally Unique" are wondering what they do with a "Jeremy"...should one be found.

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REMEMBER, it is we who serve. We, the "Clients" of KHMU. We, the now sometimes called "Utopian Dreamers" that truly believed that the 1960 "Kennedy Political Spirit", especially in it's plain-speaking eloquence, would have a long and prominent political life. Alas, this has not been so.

>>>>National Political Candidates "Most Always" underestimate the "Inherent Intelligence" of the Nation as a Whole.

>>>>We KNOW that it REQUIRES Ratification by Congress on what, 90-95% of ALL Legislation. So why do these High Presidential Politicos go around deceiving -- yes, deceiving -- 'most' of the USA Voting Populus into believing that he or she can 'Magickly' Pass Legislation on Their Own Say-So? Just Isn't the Way Our Political System Functions. Yet They Campaign as If Congress were Going to Be Their Own Private Rubber Stamp!

>>>We EMPATHETICALLY don't like these "Five Year Economic Plans and Forecasts" of the US Congress & to a lesser extent, The White House. They Reek Of all the failed Communist "5-Yr-Plans" of the 'Cold War'. Congressional Power tends to Shift...new Presidents get elected.

>>>We do not see how Newt Gingrich's Conservative House Majority of 1992 was able to in effect "UnLegalize", as some of it's first business, certain laws & bills passed by the Previous Congress. No Yelp from the ACLU or the Supreme Court??? We firmly believe it was the beginning of the Undoing of whatever Political Power His Conservative House Majority could have had on the US Citizenry.

Just as G.W.'s 4.3 Billion Dollar "creative bookkeeping tactics" with the Social Security Trust Fund will do his Party in when it comes to the Congressional Elections of 2002...



  Gates Still
Refusing
Medication
Megalomaniac Royale William Gates had to be restrained earlier today as he attempted to submit his Presidential Electors List for all 50 States to Attorney General Janet Reno. A Microsoft Executive told reporters that Gates' "MSN Party" Electors List was submitted only after Bill chucked his daily doses of Prozac, Thorozine and Haldol, down a toilet in the Executive Men's Room at Microsoft, sllipped out a side door and took an unauthorized trip in a Company Lear to Washington D.C. D. of J. Officials said in Interview that no charges would be filed against Mr. Gates, with the provision that medication be supervised and no other incursions take place.


"...and if elected President..."
  Dot Warner
Sues Florida
GOP Chad

Animaniac Dot Warner today sued a "Republican Chad" for "purposefully and with willful intent" dislodging itself from a computer card and falling to the floor of the Palm Beach County Recount Room.


"I saw it. I did. I saw it."
  Lieberman
Ready to
Accept Duties
Incoming VP Joseph Lieberman was actually seen smiling today for no apparent reason.

(Why is this Man Smiling?)